Trump’s Most Influential Advisor

There have been a lot of unfair jokes made at my expense. Really unfair. Most dead cats are just buried or cremated, but I am proud to have made it to this important position of power on top of Donald Trump’s head, where he used to only…

How to Become a New York Writer

Just being able to retrace the same city blocks that so many famous writers traversed is enough to inspire the next great American novel. Of course, the city was more affordable back then and most writers had an uncanny way of financially…