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Jessica is a trainee solicitor, and blogger who is currently residing in her grannies basement (Which is socially acceptable in Ireland till you're 30!)
When she isn’t typing like the wind, or ensuring justice is served, she is spending time with her two beloved budgies Gus and Harriet (who are also talented skateboarders.) Jessica aims to produce mini legal articles that make our readers LAWL and that aren’t totally lAWFUL. Stay tuned for her weekly contributions as The Honorary Hunzo!

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The Honorary Hunzo’s Study Sesh Tips

Jessica Mc Carthy Oct 22, 2019 0

With the mid term tests soon approaching, a palpable sense of fear is felt by students nationwide. After enduring four years of gruelling legal education, I feel adequately equipped to proffer some valuable advice to young rapscallions…

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The Honorary Hunzo | Doctor Marten and his Sadist Shoes

Jessica Mc Carthy Sep 25, 2019 0

I had waited with eager anticipation for the coming of my Amazon arrival. The postman struggled under the enormity of the weight of the package, but managed to stumble red faced to the door step. I beamed from ear to ear, like a cheshire…

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The Honorary Hunzo | Post-Traumatic Fringe Flashbacks

Jessica Mc Carthy Sep 10, 2019 0

I reclined in the massage chair and felt the vibrations reverberate down my lower back. Jiggling like a bowl of blancmange, I smiled broadly at the poor unfortunate hosing my thick mane. Yes, I would have serum infused with the essence of…

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The Honorary Hunzo | The Battle of the Bosoms

Jessica Mc Carthy Sep 3, 2019 0

I stood awkwardly in the lingerie section of Penneys, and felt oddly out of place, mirroring Father Ted et al amongst ladies underwear. It was hopeless even endeavouring to source a bra here. This lingerie catered for the presumably "hangry…

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The Honorary Hunzo | Female Bus Drivers to Make “Dublin Bus Great Again”

Jessica Mc Carthy Aug 27, 2019 0

It was a typical Monday morning, and I mentally readied myself for the potential 15 minute transport delay that had integrally formulated part of my daily experience. The struggle was real. However both myself and the other old age…

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The Honorary Hunzo | Greta Thunberg Embarrasses Irish Airlines

Jessica Mc Carthy Aug 20, 2019 1

Greta Thunberg's Solar Powered Yacht Reportedly Faster than Irish Airline's Transatlantic Flights It is estimated that the boat trip, undertaken by Greta Thunberg, to New York will be comparatively faster than the majority of flights…

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The Honorary Hunzo | Street Art Shenanigans

Jessica Mc Carthy Aug 13, 2019 0

On Sunday I took a ramble down Grafton Street to have a gander at the litany of work produced by local street artists. I approached the Stephens Green Shopping centre and a striking piece of street art caught my eye. A dog made entirely…

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The Honorary Hunzo | Bovine Brexiteers Stage Unique Protest in County Athlone

Jessica Mc Carthy Aug 6, 2019 0

Irish Chief economist Rowena Dwyer has commented on the adverse economic effects a no deal Brexit may have on the Irish Beef industry. "It is a known fact that we export 50 percent of our beef supplies to the UK.If we are displaced from…

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They call him “Britain Trump”

Jessica Mc Carthy Jul 30, 2019 0

On the 24th of July the UK appointed a new Prime Minister Mr Boris Johnson. Mr Johnson, who is renowned as a lovable jack the lad, aims to deliver the Brexit Bargain by the 31st of October, regardless of the consequences. "At the end of…

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The Honorary Hunzo | Chow Mein & Table Manners

Jessica Mc Carthy Jul 23, 2019 0

Yesterday I planned to enjoy one of my favourite hobbies, eating out alone.. I entered the all you can eat buffet, with the satisfied knowledge that I could consume copious amounts, and would most certainly get my monies worth. All ten…

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