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William Healy has a face for radio and a voice for silent films. He is a writer who became obsessed with films as soon as he realised that the people on screen weren’t secretly working in his own TV. He holds a degree in English and Film and simply won’t shut up about it. He hopes to one day write something nearly as good as Son of the Mask but would settle for something similar to Se7en if pushed.

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Furiosa Proves There’s Plenty of Gas Left in the Tank of The Mad Max Saga

William Healy May 24, 2024 0

“As the world falls around us, how must we brave its cruelties?” This writer does not have a lot of regrets in life. Of course there’s the odd haircut and the decision to show up to a school non-uniform day in a pair of chinos. But by…

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Dune: Part Two Movie Review | Zendaya and Chalamet Serve Desert Power

William Healy Mar 1, 2024 0

This writer hates sand. Seriously. The very thought of sand stirs an ancient rage inside that the world has never seen the likes of before. It may be due to the association between sand and heat and as someone who could be sunburned by…

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Keoghan Excels in Emerald Fennell’s Stylish but Undercooked Saltburn

William Healy Nov 16, 2023 0

The making of a good sandwich is a difficult thing. Sometimes even the tiniest decision can bring the entire creation down. Pairing ham with cheese? Genius! Adding pesto to some plain ol’ chicken? Wonderful! Adding raw onions to anything?…

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The Flash | Another Day, Another DC Misfire

William Healy Jun 16, 2023 0

Imagine, if you will, a film delayed so often that putting together an exact timeline of its production, is almost as difficult as watching the final product. A film whose existence is a questionable exercise in the capitalist nightmare…

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Reality | Sweeney’s Star Continues to Rise in Tight, Tense Thriller

William Healy Jun 14, 2023 1

Have you ever walked into a shop, just to kill time, and then walk out before a thought stops you in your tracks: “I should buy something so that they don’t think I’m stealing!”. An irrationally strange thought that befalls us all and the…

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Bones and All | Gory Romance Bites Off More Than it can Chew

William Healy Nov 23, 2022 0

The collective eighties nostalgia fest that the world is currently binging on is showing no signs of yielding. Each week brings news of a new project set in the 1980s, a sequel to a film popular in the 1980s, or opinions that belong in the…

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Olivia Wilde’s Don’t Worry Darling Has Us Worrying, Darling

William Healy Sep 22, 2022 0

Don’t Worry Darling has arrived amidst a frenzy of attention paid to everything but the film itself. While cultural osmosis dictates that we are all well aware of the behind-the-scenes drama, (without even seeking it out in the first…

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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore Marks a New Low for the Wizarding World

William Healy Apr 8, 2022 0

The latest entry to the Wizarding World franchise has arrived to a muted fanfare. With its predecessor muddying the critical waters, The Secrets of Dumbledore carries a considerable weight on its shoulders. Does it recapture the magic that…

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The Batman Film Review | RPatz Crushes it as The Caped Crusader

William Healy Mar 4, 2022 0

There are few guarantees in life. James Corden appearing in the place he is needed least is one, but another is that whenever an announcement is made over who will be playing The Batman in the next endeavour he finds himself in… you better…

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The Matrix Resurrections Plugs Us Right Back into Wonderland

William Healy Dec 22, 2021 0

In 1999 there were two things that were on the tip of every person’s tongue; Y2K, and Keanu Reeves. Y2K was quickly realised to be a hoax (only after bomb shelter construction skyrocketed). But the world still hasn’t found a cure for Keanu…

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