Why is Caroline pretending that she has a long-distance love? Well, she’s basically been driven to it by the SVH wankers, who think anyone without a boyfriend is worthless. Meanwhile Liz and Jess are shaken when they’re told that – gasp! – the Wakefields might have to say goodbye to their Spanish tiled kitchen and leave Sweet Valley forever! Join us in one of Sweet Valley’s ten million Italian restaurants as we ponder how the Wakefields would fare in a big city where no one worships them, unpick Caroline’s tangled web of lies, and give out about her mean big sister.

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