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Sexy Beasts #41 | Phoenix

Hey you! Booze enough this year? How many turkey sambos did you have? Scum! Time to make like a Phoenix and set yourself on fire and HOPE you come back a gigantic bird. If not there’s no hope for you in 2019. Welcome to the Premiercrpyt…

Sexy Beasts #39 | Santa’s Elves

Every general needs his army and Santa’s Christmas army is comprised of miniature magical folks churning out billions of toys endlessly. They work their magic fingers down to nubs so some snot-nosed kid in Texas can get the latest fad toy.…

Sexy Beasts #38 | Krampus

Have you been been a good boy or girl this year? If you have, congratulations Santa will shower you with gifts and you’ll have a jolly old Christmas. But If you've been naughty he will send his creepy, freaky mate, the Krampus, over to your…

Sexy Beasts #37 | Shojo

When I was about 17 I drank two bottles of sáke, puked and got shouted at by my Ma. If I told this story to today's beast it would laugh in my face and call me a lightweight. We are talking about the long-haired sesh-monkey known as the…

Sexy Beasts #36 | Tatzlewurm

On today’s Sexy Beasts we are discussing the Tatzlewurm! The cat-faced serpent that slithers its way around the Alps. Jago gets confused about measurement and Tony gets sexually frustrated. We both grow as people and discover that the true…

Sexy Beasts #35 | Black Shuck

Dogs are a man's best friend! They cheer you up when you are sad, they bring you the morning paper and they foretell the tragic moment of your imminent demise. Well, the last part is not all dogs it’s just this week's sexy beast. The BLACK…

Sexy Beasts #34 | Manticore

You are a farmer in ancient Persia, you have survived the Greco-Persian wars, you’ve survived famine, disease and cruel, rich Kings. You come home after a long hard day in your field, exhausted, a broken man. You go to fetch water from a…

Sexy Beasts #33 | Mermaid

Everything’s better when you are wetter under the sea! Today on Sexy Beasts we delve deep into the abyss of human attraction and ask the hard questions. If you had to have sex with a mermaid would you want a top half fish or bottom half…

Sexy Beasts #32 | Vampire

It’s that time of year again when the fabric between realms is at its thinnest and all manner of ghosts, ghouls and beasts can reach out and touch us! To honour this we decided to cover the spookiest beast we know. Welcome to the family,…