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I awoke with a gentle-ish flailing of my limbs. I always find it best to start off in the waking world with some spastic limb flailing to get the body pumped up for all the rad stuff I put it through. Though this has led to several…

I’m sitting here in my most relaxed yoga pose (upwards facing badger), typing this letter to you from my room in a luxury five star Hong Kong hotel for which I hope you will reimburse me. Bottles of champagne and jars of caviar litter the…