Cryptid

“I like my mischievous spirit but it only comes in one shape”. Is this something you find yourself saying all the time? Well, Sexy Beasts has the cryptid for you! Introducing the PÚCA - it's a cat, it’s a dog, it’s a horse and it’s a…

Beneath the shifting sands of the Gobi desert burrows an ancient creature with a single purpose: to Kill. If its venomous bite or poisonous skin doesn’t get you then maybe its electricity beam will. Join us on Sexy Beasts as we take the…

We’re bringing out the big guns here on Sexy Beasts, and I tell ya, you’ll need a massive one to take down the MILE WIDE BEAST THAT IS…The Kraken! What is it?! A giant squid? Massive crab? Volcanic activity?! I can’t believe its not…

Sexy Beasts are dedicated to uncovering truth and facts in this fake news-driven world. In accordance with this we are tackling this beast/ conspiracy theory. We fight the good fight against the Chitauri the emotion-stealing overlords who…

This week on Sexy Beasts we travel back to Africa to deal with the twisted homunculus created by a nefarious witch doctor. This enchanted runt may be short stature but he makes up for it with his impressive endowment. So please join us on…