Don Conroy

LEAKED: Government timeline for upcoming referendums, in order of priority 2017: Referendum on granting Irish emigrants voting rights in presidential elections 2018: Referendum on what to do now that Irish emigrants have voted chicken…

Hello, welcome to my fortnightly column. I'm now a columnist, I can add that to my Twitter bio but I won't as I don't want to clutter it up. I haven't written an article since the 'Why Can't All Lads Be Sound Like Hozier?'…