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Monday 12th January Milly had a nervous breakdown over the poet folders. She told me there was only one system and I must abide by it. That’s a summary of what was the most exasperating speech I’ve ever heard. She then spent several hours…

Tuesday 30th December 2014 Laura came back to our apartment today. I was surprisingly thankful. There is only so much deep thought and reflection that one can subject themselves to. I’d spent the morning writing a series of poems about…

A lot of the Legends of the Months so far have been people that I'd really like to be. At least for a little while. I'd like to be Leonardo Da Vinci, and just solve some shit, or be Muddy Waters and start something incredible. The Legends…

Tuesday 23rd December I have spent the last two days in a duvet. Having the duvet on top of me did not seem to do anything for my hangover, so I unbuttoned the duvet, crawled in and curled up in the foetal position. Laura did not suffer…

Pub 7 Laura decided to be the ultimate hipster and include a hidden gem in our 12 pubs. I was all for it. I imagined something small and catered to our generation. But she went so far off the beaten track, that there were very few people…

A few weeks ago, we presented you with a longlist of our favourite, funniest THINGS of 2014 and asked you to pick for your favourites. You voted in your handfuls and the results are in. And remember, if you don't agree with the list,…

Merry Christmas All! As usual, Scott and I are dropping you this missive inside our impeccable Christmas Cards. We know full well you haven't been able to keep up with the Jones' activities and your own humdrum little lives at…

Out of the Highland mist emerged three camels. Their riders, white bearded men wearing oriental gowns and turbans, were quarrelling. 'You may be a wise man, Balthazar, but you skipped the geography classes, didn't you?' Melchior lashed…

Pub One Every Christmas I attempt this and every Christmas I end up mashed into a taxi after the third pub, screaming obscenities at the driver and crying over whatever man has just broken my sex-drive, by shoving me into the taxi…

I have had a busy year. Three surgeries, two of them major, one of them minor and a little procedure in-between. But that’s what has to happen when you get a cancer diagnosis. Bowel cancer to be specific. ‘Hang on a damn-blasted minute!’…