The Week on Twitter: Late Late Toy Show, Jon Snow, & Cats
This week, the Toy Show was on the telly, and Twitter talked about it lots. Like, a lot. Like, it was the second highest trending topic in the world, or something. But despite all the Christmas induced excitement, overt slagging of young children, and genuine queries as to whether Ryan Tubridy was actually on cocaine, Twitter managed to talk about some other things too. Those included Jon Snow on the latest Game of Thrones promo poster, Katie Hopkins being awful, a Planned Parenthood shooting, and many, many cat pictures.
#LateLateToyShow enthralls all
The Toy Show was on last night. But you know that don’t you? You, like everybody else in the country, sat and watched it and had the greatest night of your life because it’s incredible, the kids are gas, the toys never work, and Ryan is always in a bit of a hoop. And if you somehow managed to not watch the Toy Show (?), you definitely sat around on Twitter reading everybody’s fire tweets about it wishing that you were watching it because, let’s be honest, you’re not a monster.
The Toy Show was good this year. It had My Little Pony deaths, the future IFA president rapping, David Walliams, Ryan dressed as a candle, an Evelyn Cusack fanboy, a child nearly cursing at FIFA, a menacing threat to ‘Fear the Deere,’ Ryan getting schooled by multiple children, and lots and lots of things for everybody in the audience.
Here’s some tweets about it.
Toy Show Facts: Ryan Tubridy has been doing 200 squats a day for the last month to prepare for talking to all the small children tonight.
— Not The RTÉ Guide (@YourRTEGuide) November 27, 2015
"What would you like for Christmas"
"Drone"
Cathal vs ISIS in tomorrows papers#LateLateToyShow— Ryan Cullen (@RyanCullen90) November 27, 2015
10 minutes into the Toy Show and Chill #LateLateToyShow pic.twitter.com/9lIlcTYPJj
— Laurasaurus (@Laurasaurus2000) November 27, 2015
#ToyShow Classic Moments: No.1 – 1981 Grace Kerr (10) plays with an action figure meant for 'boys only' rocking the State to its foundations
— WWN (@WhispersNewsLTD) November 27, 2015
https://twitter.com/_s0000s_/status/670376669711044609
Has Ryan been Garda vetted
— ÓF (@Beourlaith) November 27, 2015
Why does this small farmer look like he's about to drop the most fire mixtape of 2015? #ToyShow pic.twitter.com/9250kehBHF
— Not The RTÉ Guide (@YourRTEGuide) November 27, 2015
WWN #ToyShow: this is Ryan Tubridy's 7th Toy Show, but the bookies are putting Idris Elba as the firm favourite to take over.
— WWN (@WhispersNewsLTD) November 27, 2015
"Mam, I'm going to be on the Toy Show!"
"Ah pet, can't wait to see your lovely face on the telly."#LateLateToyShow pic.twitter.com/ew12RPnSEE— DailyEdge (@dailyedge) November 27, 2015
#BrusselsLockdown generates excess amount of cat pictures and it’s great
From Saturday, Brussels was on lockdown due to the high alert of a potential terrorist attack. Authorities in Belgium’s capital were on the look out for Salah Abdeslam, who has been on the run since the Paris attacks two weeks ago.
During the lockdown, Brussels residents were asked not to post any information or images about the raids on social media, lest they provide suspects with reports of the Belgian authorities’ location. Instead, they saturated the #BrusselsLockdown tag with pictures of cats doing various things, like lying down, stretching, sleeping, looking pissed off – things that cats generally do.
It was nice.
Picture of Belgium's National Security Council when the door opens in the middle of the meeting #BrusselsLockdown pic.twitter.com/4oWuBRtipO
— Flo (@flowindey) November 22, 2015
One more day, friends! #BrusselsLockdown pic.twitter.com/GxnoEFKpw5
— Julia Reda (@Senficon) November 23, 2015
#Breaking: Leaked photos of #BrusselsLockdown suspects. pic.twitter.com/xNvtNbjzxJ
— Geysar Gurbanov (@geysar) November 22, 2015
Cat behavior before lockdown vs. cat behavior during lockdown #BrusselsLockdown #Cats pic.twitter.com/kLXHjRub2f
— Jogchum Vrielink (@JogchumV) November 23, 2015
https://twitter.com/willemw_/status/668585760522678272
So long #BrusselsLockdown! It was fun while it lasted. Actually, no it wasn't. pic.twitter.com/7MOlQaKt2n
— Peter Spiegel (@SpiegelPeter) November 26, 2015
#PlannedParenthood clinic shooting claims three lives #StandWithPP
Yesterday, an act of “domestic terrorism” at a Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado left three dead. Two civilians and one police officer were killed when a gunman held the clinic hostage for six hours, before he was detained by the authorities.
In a statement, Planned Parenthood said they had no knowledge as to the motive of the attack, but that they will “never back away from providing care in a safe, supportive environment that millions of people rely on and trust.” Planned Parenthood provide a wide range of reproductive and health services to US citizens, including contraceptives, STI checks and treatments, and abortion services.
Following the attack, #StandWithPP trended on Twitter as thousands took to the site to express their outrage, condemn those who were actively supporting the attack, and to expose the glaring hypocrisy of the ‘pro-life’ movement in America.
A Pro-Life gunman?
How does that work exactly?#StandWithPP
— Mark O'Halloran (@markohalloran) November 28, 2015
A reminder of what Planned Parenthood *actually* does. #StandWithPP pic.twitter.com/A8ydIgQ4im
— Myke (@MikeWehner) November 27, 2015
We will never back away from providing care in a safe, supportive environment that millions of people rely on and trust.
— Cecile Richards (@CecileRichards) November 27, 2015
Can't get my head around the terrorist attack against PP. How can you be 'pro-life' & think it's okay to commit actual murder? #StandWithPP
— Lizzie Marvelly (@LizzieMarvelly) November 28, 2015
Only 3% of PPs services are abortion. But, we shouldn't stigmatize abortion, it adds to the rhetoric. Abortion is health care. #StandWithPP
— Planned Parenthood (@PPAOhio) November 28, 2015
Students stage protest against #KatieHopkins
During the week, students at Brunel University decided to attend a debate featuring Apprentice contestant, Daily Mail columnist, and general awful person Katie Hopkins… And when she started talking, they all walked out. The university had organised the event to debate the relevance of the welfare state in 2015 – a topic that Hopkins no doubt had lots of horrible things to say about. But nobody listened to the things that she said because most of them left the room, so it was fine.
Some called the protest an attack on free speech. Others applauded the students for their inventive demonstration. Hopkins herself did what she does best, and kept talking at nobody, complained on Twitter, and moaned about students being offended by offensive things.
Katie Hopkins gave a talk at Brunel University and everyone walks out as soon as she starts speaking. LOOOOOOL pic.twitter.com/Awmviawe0W
— _ (@sumaiyyahhh) November 26, 2015
A fantastic, dignified and entirely justified way of dealing with Katie Hopkins. Turn your cheek, calmly walk away https://t.co/oNGv9rSBcz
— Carl Packman (@CarlPackman) November 26, 2015
The number of innocuous things students take offence at has spread faster than genital warts at Freshers week https://t.co/XNvvlzHnVM
— Katie Hopkins (@KTHopkins) November 26, 2015
This is potentially a fun alternative to no-platforming https://t.co/qXk5SRJEOp
— Another Angry Woman (@stavvers) November 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/BrianFlynn100/status/670193785838661632
#JonSnow is dead. Or is he?! #GameofThrones #YouKnowNothingJonSnow
This week, HBO released their first teaser promo poster for the next series of Game of Thrones. Everybody got really excited because Jon Snow was on the poster, and *spoiler* Jon Snow supposedly died last season when the Night’s Watch were absolute bastards and betrayed him with lots of knives and stabbings and stuff.
People tweeted lots of tweets about Game of Thrones’ Jon Snow, and C4 news presenter Jon Snow got in on the action too, because he is also called Jon Snow, and he likes to draw attention to this fact.
I NEVER want to know what happened to Glenn or Jon Snow. I like this purgatory feeling. I'm interesting.
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) November 24, 2015
Winter is NOT coming: I have NEVER been dead: I am a JOURNALIST: I am alarmed that my namesake has me trending!
— Jon Snow (@jonsnowC4) November 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/amunbro/status/668890448040103937
Why would they put the late Jon Snow on the teaser? Unless … Oh. My. God. THEY'RE GONNA WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S HIM. pic.twitter.com/7DP121H5LT
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 23, 2015
https://twitter.com/markhoppus/status/669173630484348930
jon snow can literally come back from the dead after being stabbed by the night's watch but you can't text me back pic.twitter.com/O5J6er2h0v
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) November 23, 2015
RIP Jon Snow. Or don’t. I don’t know.
Featured image via The Late Late Show