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Silvia Heaney
When your Eyebrows are more Obvious than your Face
Tuesday 21st October 2014
Words: have disappeared
It is over a week since I have found time to commit anything to paper. What have I been doing? Living? No, no, no, my life is an endless stream of mayonnaise and frustration.
I…
Online Dating and the Death of Romance
Monday 6th October
Writing: Five hours creating the perfect online profile.
This morning I remained bundled under my covers and cursed Gala for the ache in my lower back - buttering rolls has twinged something. I…
Buttering Up – and other ways to lose your faith in humanity
Monday 29th September 2014
Word count: 2000 words
Submissions: My monthly check in with the New Yorker- submission guidelines are for those that give-up too easily.
I was a state last night. Mother found me in…
The Secret Delusions of an Aspiring Poet
Monday 22nd September 2014
Mother woke me up at 7am to remind me to clean my room, take out the bins and apply for some job she noticed in the paper. The job is spreading butter on rolls in Gala (they said a deli-manager, but I read…