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Kelly Warburton is twenty- nine and is currently completing an MA in Creative Writing in UCC. She has an Arts degree from UCC in English and Psychology and has an MA in Literature and Publishing from NUI Galway. She previously worked in publishing in London. She lives in the fine city that is Cork.

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Pure Awkward |10| Stephanie

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How’s tricks, lads? Ah Jesus, some stress this weekend. One of the girls had a friend down from Dublin to visit. Jesus! Wait till I tell ya. She walked in the door and I was weak, lads. She was some beour. UNREAL. She was pure nice as…
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Pure Awkward |9| Crowds

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Story lads? Come here to me, did ye head into town for St. Patrick’s Day? Some parade? Jesus. T’was fierce busy, though. I’m not one for crowds now, like. I find it a bit stressful. I’m allergic when there is that many people around, you…
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Pure Awkward |8| Sausages

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Ah Lads, bad old times to be fair. I didn’t think I'd get out, like. I’ve had the gawks all yesterday and a bit today if I’m honest, like. I was after going to the fridge there on Wednesday night. I was starving, boy. You know yourself when…
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Pure Awkward |7| Jim

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Story lad? I’m after having some weekend. Kate’s new fella Jim is after coming around to stay for the weekend. The boyfriend is grand, like. He would chat away. I only love to get a bit of male company inside in our house, sure you know…
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Pure Awkward |6| Allergic

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Don’t talk to me! I’m allergic now, to this week. I’m being frozen out inside in my house. Not one of the girls will talk to me. Jesus, I was counting down the hours until ye came. I swear to God. It all started with Anna’s purse. Ted…
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Pure Awkward |5| Sick

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Lads! What’s the story? How goes it? Here, I've had some week. I’ve been dying from an ear infection and a cold. I never thought I'd recover. I thought I was near the end, boy. I’m on antibiotics and the whole lot. Wait till you hear the…
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Pure Awkward |4| The Weight

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Here listen, lads. I’ve weight on. The girls are telling me I have to lose a couple of pounds before the summer, like. I got my haircut there last week and they were all pure shocked at the weight I was after gaining. I don’t feel it in…
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Pure Awkward |3| Clare People

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Story? How’s the form, lads? Tis jointed out here, isn’t it? Ellen’s relatives arrived down today. Pure awkward, boy. I don’t know where to put myself. You know that feeling when people are visiting? You either want to hang out with…